h1tlers-vagina:

radical-illusion:

m-eg:

intoxicatedteens:

tectonic:

evills:

moodyslut:

shawnitoh:

A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to. 

oh my gOD

(via lauren)

im dead

im scREAMING. “screw you ashley, answer the stupid question” HAHAHAHA omygod the baby noises. “bitch be trippin” i cant im donEEEEEEE. happy valentines day slut 

I CANNOT BREATHE OMG OMGOMG

THIS IS AMAZING